Girl, 4: "Oh, you should take naps. Naps make you pretty."

Boy, 4: "My daddy yelled at me too hard. Then Mommy yelled at Daddy."
Me: "I see."
Boy, 4: "My daddy's fart stinked."
Me: "Did Mommy yell at him for that?"
Boy, 4: "Yes, it was bad. He had time-out on the couch."

Me (staring down at book in amazement): "How did you find Waldo so fast?"
Boy, 4: "Because I'm the champion."
Me: "Of what?"
Boy, 4: "Of the world."

Boy#1, 4: "I'm Luke Skywalker."
Boy#2, 4: "Well, I'm Master Yoda."
Boy #3, 4: "Well, I'm the whole Jedi Council."

Girl, 4: My mom calls me pumpkin, and sweetheart, and sweetie pie -- you know, cute things."

Boy #1 (getting up from nap): "Where's my blanket?"
Boy#2: "Maybe it's in your backpack."
Boy#3: "Maybe it's in your head."
Boy#1: "Don't make jokes about my blanket."

Boy #1,4 (tackling Boy #2, 4): "You broke my legos 10 times!" Boy#2: "Well, just cause I broke your legos 10 times doesn't mean you can tackle me 8 times!" (Pause) Boy#1: "Well, 10 is more than 8." (Pause) Boy#2: "I'm hungry."