Girl, 4 (showing me a picture she drew):  "Look what I drew."

Me:  "What is it?"

Girl, 4:  "Well, it's a story about magic, sparkling happiness, and true love."

Girl, 4 (loudly, shaking her fist), to Boy, 4: "Stop squishing me! I am not for squishing!"

Boy #1: "Can I play with your Lego guy?"
Boy#2: "No."
Boy#1 (whispering): "Come on, I'll give you $5."
Boy#2: "Okay."
Boy#1: "I have it at home."
Boy#2: "You need to give it to me today."
Boy#1: "I don't have it here."
Boy#2: "You need to save for it then."

Boy #1: "I'm Captain Cody!"
Boy#2: "I'm Mace Windu!"
Boy#3: "I'm Obi-Wan!"
Boy#2: "You don't even like Star Wars."

Girl, 4:  "Who will hug me?  I need a hand to hold.  I promise I won't be crazy."

Girl, 4 (pointing to a page in her "Little Mermaid" book): "Look, Ariel is rescuing a pirate."
Me: "That's a prince, not a pirate. In Disney movies, Ariels don't fall in love with pirates, unfortunately."
Girl, 4: "In my movie, Ariel does."

Girl, 4: "Oh, you should take naps. Naps make you pretty."