Boy, 4 (playing with Legos, talking to another boy also playing Legos): "Hey, does your guy want to come over and have a play-date?"

Thanks, Tracy, for this one!

Boy, 4 (pretending to talk on the phone): "Are you better or still sick?"
Girl, 4: "Still sick."
Boy, 4: "When will you be better?"
Girl, 4: "In two minutes."
Boy, 4: "Oh -- in two minutes?"
Girl, 4: "Yes, 'cause the doctor will be here in one minute."

Girl, 4 (wearing a princess costume, looking at her reflection in a mirror): "Do I look beautiful in this, teacher?"
Me: "You can be beautiful in anything."
Girl, 4: "Do I look like a princess fairy?"
Me: "Do you feel like a princess fairy?"
Girl, 4: "Oh, yes, I do."

Girl, 4 (showing me a picture she drew):  "Look what I drew."

Me:  "What is it?"

Girl, 4:  "Well, it's a story about magic, sparkling happiness, and true love."

Girl, 4 (loudly, shaking her fist), to Boy, 4: "Stop squishing me! I am not for squishing!"

Boy #1: "Can I play with your Lego guy?"
Boy#2: "No."
Boy#1 (whispering): "Come on, I'll give you $5."
Boy#2: "Okay."
Boy#1: "I have it at home."
Boy#2: "You need to give it to me today."
Boy#1: "I don't have it here."
Boy#2: "You need to save for it then."

Boy #1: "I'm Captain Cody!"
Boy#2: "I'm Mace Windu!"
Boy#3: "I'm Obi-Wan!"
Boy#2: "You don't even like Star Wars."